Definitions by DirtyMexicanHobo
f-puss
It is the imaginary vagina that most of your guy friends claim to get at parties. It is short for fake pussy.
Horny Guy: "Hey dude, I got crazy amounts of pussy last night?"
Person 1: "Yeah, got some mad f-puss dude?"
Horny Guy: "Yeah, but wtf is f-puss?"
Person 1: "Yeah, got some mad f-puss dude?"
Horny Guy: "Yeah, but wtf is f-puss?"
f-puss by DirtyMexicanHobo January 8, 2011