clock soccer

A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker

Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas

by DialLforDollars August 4, 2007

Clockstrone

A euphemism for "Jet Lag". Clockstrone is reserved for those who experience severe jet lag.

I took that red-eye back from Cali last night and man am I Clockstroned

by Teddy "Bones" Keating January 3, 2009

chockermo

chav rocker&emo someone who can't make their mind up chav? rocker? or emo?

A chockermo: Dresses like an emo acts like a chav and listens to rock music

by stephanielizz December 12, 2007

chock'd

An which can be used with a negative or positive connotation, used to describe significant events.
Also can be used as a verb.

A- "Oh my god, look at her chocky dress!" or "Man, that party was chock'd up!"
V- "Don't be jealous of my chockin' skillz!"

by Rachael and Kin Man Hui June 26, 2008

clockslack

slipping behind in your schedule

I didn't get the report in on time due to suffering an attack of clockslack

by Derek Watts January 30, 2009

Clock One Up

a female version of bone, to have sex with.

Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.

by Coral123 November 26, 2009

clockblock

The sound that leaves the mouth of a dyslexic person attempting to say "cockblock"

"Dude, your friend is a major clockblock"

"Wait, what?"

by echobl January 25, 2010