Dirty ass skank slut whose sole past time is seeing how.many cocks can be sucked behind her dudes back before he gets wise to it, usually ending with her experiencing one he'll of an ass beating before being kicked to the curb and forced to start her count over. These tricks are everywhere and are creatures of hhabt...
Damn i just found out my wife and my gf are crotch crickets and worse than ever seen before in this trailer park
by jimjones, omnibeing April 19, 2018
Get the crotch cricketmug. Acronym for: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”
by Jontssss July 17, 2025
Get the CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrectionmug. Man, I met this hot cowgirl at McClintock's Saloon the other night, but when we got back to her place she had some serious saddle crotch!
by Rudi Peni August 19, 2013
Get the Saddle Crotchmug. "I really need to go home and shower after I get off work, for I have technician crotch. The horror..."
by McHesp December 31, 2017
Get the Technician Crotchmug. Doing an act so disgusting and diabolical to any item that the item is now yours. Marking your territory by doing something gross.
by SweetnessNancy December 7, 2024
Get the Crotchingmug. Business in the front (penis / vagina)
Party at the back (anus)
When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina
Party at the back (anus)
When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina
1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!
2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!
2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!
by lollerfishy June 22, 2011
Get the crotch mulletmug.