by Gibblerjsshhahsh November 3, 2015
Get the nasty crotchmug. When you are on your boyfriend's back in a lake and he farts all gross like and it goes straight up in your vagina and causes BV or worse.
So, we were banging and she was all "OMG is that your feet?"
He said, "Nah, yiu got camp crotch from my shit bubble."
He said, "Nah, yiu got camp crotch from my shit bubble."
by Bitchtitties December 17, 2020
Get the Camp Crotchmug. When you grab your crotch and move your hand up and down controlling your movements. Your piloting your crotch to the best feeling you will ever have.
I’m going to go crotch pilot here soon. Or hey you can control my crotch tonight, be my crotch pilot
by Crotch pilot September 14, 2018
Get the Crotch pilotmug. Acronym for: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”
by Jontssss July 17, 2025
Get the CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrectionmug. Doing an act so disgusting and diabolical to any item that the item is now yours. Marking your territory by doing something gross.
by SweetnessNancy December 7, 2024
Get the Crotchingmug. "I really need to go home and shower after I get off work, for I have technician crotch. The horror..."
by McHesp December 31, 2017
Get the Technician Crotchmug.