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curry crotch

That professor was a real curry crotch.
by 3pumpdump December 24, 2016
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crotch socket

Dave: I slept with your sister last night

Liz: that’s why you are a dirty crotch socket
by Crotch socket liz September 9, 2020
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Getting crotched

When two people go into the scissoring position fully clothed and rub, commonly used in Utah among Mormons
Last night I was getting crotched by that floozie
by dangerdan29 December 29, 2023
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Crotching

Doing an act so disgusting and diabolical to any item that the item is now yours. Marking your territory by doing something gross.
"Dude, did you see Logan crotching that couch?"
by SweetnessNancy December 7, 2024
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Technician Crotch

The sweaty stank state of a technicians crotch after a long hot hard day's shift.
"I really need to go home and shower after I get off work, for I have technician crotch. The horror..."
by McHesp December 31, 2017
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Mongolian Crotch Incubator

When you cum inside a man or woman and then proceed to leave your dick inside until the semen crusts and turns into something new like an egg in an incubation chamber.
I still got semen on my ding dong from the Mongolian Crotch Incubator shawty had me do.
by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025
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crotch goblin

A word referring to children or babies.

A word used by incels, usually on reddit.

They hate children because they can't have them or are generally a terrible person.
From Childfree subreddit: "Those breeders take it very personally when you call their semen demons or crotch goblins anything besides a perfect angel from heaven."
by Дecca September 27, 2023
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