"I really need to go home and shower after I get off work, for I have technician crotch. The horror..."
by McHesp December 31, 2017
Get the Technician Crotchmug. Abbreviation of crotch watching; the act of watching peoples crotches
Eg. Hey suzie lets go crotching.
Eg. Hey suzie lets go crotching.
Hey man I did some really good crotching the other day down by the level, fancy some crotching tonight yeah?
by Dannygogo February 2, 2016
Get the Crotchingmug. Acronym for: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”
by Jontssss July 17, 2025
Get the CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrectionmug. by Kankuro7s August 1, 2017
Get the crotch stenchmug. by Hbomb007 May 20, 2024
Get the crotch bridgemug. Doing an act so disgusting and diabolical to any item that the item is now yours. Marking your territory by doing something gross.
by SweetnessNancy December 7, 2024
Get the Crotchingmug.