Chimpanazis

The oldest & longest remaining species of the Great Apes family and possibly the premier primates presumed to be the predecessors and pioneers who preconceived the perception of prejudice plus the primary producers of the most prehistoric forms of propaganda that people have professionalized and propagate still to this day.

I heard that some Primatologists believe that the Yetis and Sasquatches really did exist and lived in harmony with all the other Great Apes until the Chimpanazis exterminated them and invented propaganda to eliminate the evidence hide the truth and conceal the facts.

by Spacewook July 4, 2024

Chimple

Something which is both cheap and simple.

"We've got to keep this chimple, guys!"

by chimplythebest March 4, 2026

Chimpkin

A type of cold-cut meat comprised of 30 chickens and 1 whole chimpanzee.

Wow Dave, this Chimpkin is amazing!

by MiniatureMother February 16, 2025

chimpanionship

Pleasant-interaction support dat you get from either a pet monkey, or from humans who haven't "evolved" much socially --- i.e., they still seem stuck back in da "primitive" or "cave man" age.

Signing up for GEICO auto-insurance may indeed be so easy dat "a caveman could do it", but I might still like da chimpanionship of a fellow "converted ape" to provide emotional support and otherwise help me through da process.

by QuacksO March 7, 2025

Chimplesoot

A snappy, dismissive response used when one either doesn’t know or doesn’t care to elaborate on a particular topic.

Person 1: “You were there when Bobby gave his wedding speech, right? What did he talk about?”

Person 2: “Ah.. chimplesoot..”

by 6uppy April 1, 2025

Chimpuck

Definition:
A fictional hybrid creature that combines the brains of a chimpanzee with the energy and cuteness of a chipmunk. Known for their mischievous behavior, tree-hopping skills, and habit of mimicking sounds (especially laughter). Also used as slang for someone who’s small, smart, fast, and cheeky.

That little chimpuck ran off with my phone while giggling like me!

by ramjirau July 6, 2025

Chimpin

An activity done by colored people when they make a complete fool of themselves. Very common in urban areas.

That girl over there is twerking on top of a car, she is chimpin hard.

by cg22_ August 16, 2025