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Big Black Brandon 

The guy you don't want to see when you open the church doors.
I opened the church doors and Big Black Brandon was waiting right behind them.
Big Black Brandon by ConfusingLemon February 23, 2017

Hung Like a Brandon 

1. Black down under
2. No, really, place. Like burned. Or dead.
Brandon: I'm black down under
IJ: That's gross, like its dead or something.
Onlooker: Wow, you must be hung like a brandon

Dark Brandon 

Noun. President Grandpa with sunglasses and an attitude. Not going to listen to no Maga malarkey. Makes Marjorie Taylor Greene nervy and hot.
Dark Brandon let people off the hook for student loans, and that will get Marjorie Taylor Greene all hot and bothered
Dark Brandon by Batman’s sister August 26, 2022

Dark Brandon 

A play on the term “let’s go Brandon”. Dark Brandon is a persona given to 46th president Joe Biden. Dark Brandon is normally classified as a more politically aggressive biden, taking action against opponents rather than his common calls for unity
Person one - Did you hear? The FBI just raided Donald Trump!
Person two - Dark Brandon Rises!
Dark Brandon by WaterBuffalo96 August 9, 2022
Word of the Day on August 27, 2022

To Pull A Brandon 

Verb

Thinking Way Too Much At Nite! As Soon As The Sun Goes Down, Your I.Q. Rises And You Think More Deeply.
Dude! Last Nite I "Pulled A Brandon" And Came to The Conclusion That I Really Love Jen!
To Pull A Brandon by McPoofy December 17, 2004

Let’s go Brandon 

Something Trump ball suckers say after they finish a big glass of his semen.
“I love the taste of Trump cum. Do you have anymore? Let’s go Brandon.”
Let’s go Brandon by Zapruder_313 October 27, 2021