weed attacked

When you laugh/blow out while smoking and the weed goes all over the place

Bro, stop making me laugh while I’m tryna smoke this. I’m gonna get weed attacked again.

by BrooooUrNotGonnaBelieve November 01, 2017

Italian Heart-Attack

Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.

*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!

by Tyris9 April 09, 2021

italian heart attack

Fried lasagna

Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack

by LuigiNumberOne December 30, 2017

cougar attack

When a younger person (18- early 20s), usually male, is dressed up in their cowboy attire and a group of older women attempt to prowl on said person in an affectionate way.

Those women at the country concert are about to cougar attack that guy who they think is good looking.

by G4pesce September 18, 2022

Bowl attack

When a person has explosive diarrhea and cannot get off the toilet bowl

Joe: Where is Rosie?
Jim: She is having a bowl attack after eating them spicy burritos

by Hobosoup5 March 18, 2021

Colombian Jaguar Attack

Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.

1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack

2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.

by Ballingtrapking January 28, 2016

Spanish Attack

To be attacked with curse words in the spanish language.

Whenever Eduardo is mad at Jon, he tends to resort to a spanish attack to set Jon straight.

by Crow's weakness July 01, 2018