mike disease

The most fatal thing you could ever experience(also makes your balls drop off and intensive bleeding)

Ive got the mike disease
Bro what
Im sorry
Stay away from me balless bitch why is there blood coming out of you toe

by NivekTheWeener June 27, 2022

big soaring mike

an absolute lad. will always shoot up black tar heroin in the school bathroom. he is a well rounded guy that will always hit women. don't ever fuck with big soaring mike.

yea big soaring mike is the man, he sold me heroin.

by big soaring mike June 10, 2020

Miked Up

Means when a wired microphone is hidden on you so people aka a cop can listen to your conversations.

I was gonna confess to her, but then I realised she was miked up.

by poppy2212 February 18, 2020

Mike Cummins

A person with more aspirations than money, a typical poor.

Dude was a tire kicker, basically a Mike Cummins, tired of these poors asking about things they can't afford!

by NotPoor January 22, 2021

MIKE MIKE

The MM in the Lockheed AC-130 is called MIKE MIKE

You're clear to swap to 30 Mike Mike

Copy that sir

by Deep Vein Thrombosis November 18, 2022

Mike Mike

That guy that annoys the fuck out of you at the bar. Rabid Patriots fan but has never even been to Boston or any other place close to New England. 105 pounds on a good day and buys his clothes from the kids section at Kohl's. Will likely smoke all your cigarettes.

- "I haven't had a blowjob in months...any ideas?"
- "Call Mike Mike."

by Gay Brad June 17, 2022

Mike and Kristan

The definition of soulmates. They fight for each other, respect one another and love like crazy. They saved each other from the dark and when they took each others hands, they just knew that something great awaited them. They were destined to be together and would ride or die and face whatever life threw at them. Forever wasn’t long enough for their love is what they always said.

That’s so Mike and Kristan, I am so jealous!

by K84 May 29, 2023