Dirty Penguin

the waddle a person does from the one room to another after realizing that there is no toilet paper in the bathroom.

“Dude, I had to dirty penguin all over the house to find something to wipe with!”

by benboozle January 18, 2013

dirty virgin

A girl who is both a virgin and a slut. Blows and jacks off every guy in the senior class but still has a hymen tight enough to bounce a quarter off.

Mary is a dirty virgin because she has blown and jacked off every guy in the senior class but still has a hymen tight enough to bounce a quarter off.

by Dick Dickerdad December 13, 2010

Dirty Bulldozer

When a girl is on her back and you are done blowing a load on her, you climb off and drag your asshole across her nose.

After I squirted in her eye, I gave her a dirty bulldozer!

by A.M. MagicMan April 30, 2008

Dirty Jed

When a guy screams and yells while grabbing your boobs way too hard

He gave me a Dirty Jed last night, my boobs are about to fall off.

by Jess Mcleod May 17, 2019

dirty cohen

When that smart kid sitting next to you wont let you see his paper.

That kid just pulled a dirty cohen on that test

by Panick10 November 30, 2013

Dirty Undies

Noun, plural. Undergraduate students at a college or university.

The frat-house dirty undies are typically the loudest and stinkiest lot on any college campus.

by William Dean A. Garner May 16, 2011

Dirty Morty

The act of dislocating your entire body into a pile of goo and slipping into someones anus.

Oh fuck I tried a Dirty Morty last night it was amazing

by Sparkling boi April 2, 2020