No Strawberries in our Cool Whip

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"

Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."

by Dr. Gangstalicious Jones, E$q. April 3, 2015

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Whipped

1. (N.) The word dude-bros use to convince their friend to ignore their girlfriend

2. A term used to describe a guy who is completely under the control of his female partner

3. A guy who can't handle the responsibility of being in a relationship and chooses to spend a majority of time with his friends, ignoring her.

"Dude, if you don't get over here you're totally whipped" -a guy most likely not in a relationship
"Man, Johnny is totally whipped.. He should probably talk about that with his girl."

"No way, man! I'm not sitting with my girlfriend. I'm not whipped."

by _no--_--._ April 4, 2015

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Tit Whip

1. When you get hit in the face with breasts
2.a term for females who are either super big fans of Indiana Jones or dominant females in a BDSM relationship. Seen as derogatory.

1. So, I got tit whipped by Alex..
2. Jasp is such a tit whip.

by Satan's Anal Beads June 3, 2015

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