V-PILF

The acronym for Vice President I’d like to fuck.

That's one V-Pilf!

by Great Pier October 18, 2008

V-Pilf

Sarah Palin

Did you check out that tigress on TV? Total V-Pilf!

by BonJoeV October 22, 2008

V Alexandra

Vodka based, Collins modified drink: 4cl Vodka, 2cl Triple Sec, Fill up with Soda, Shake in ice-filled shaker, Stir into Martini Glass, Add til half reddened with Campari (V Alexandra Bitter; V Alexandra Classic), or with Grenadine (V Alexandra Sweetheart; V Alexandra Modern). Serve with a slice of lemon.

"After my V Alexandra she was wax in my hands! No woman can resist to that!"

by Lumpi October 23, 2008

V-block

The female version of a cockblock. When one woman blocks another woman from scoring with someone she finds attractive.

1. "I have been talking to that guy all night, and she comes and chats him up. Really? A V-block? I thought we were friends."

2. "She totally V-blocked me. I wanted to get with that guy, but she came up shaking her tits all around. I knew she was jealous of me and now he will want to chase her."

by missmissy May 12, 2013

v-jaz

Where one particularly sour individual stores his copious amounts of beach sand. Short for v-jay-jay, vagina.

When speaking to a particularly irritated or uncooperative co-worker/friend/etc. : "Maybe remove the sand from your v-jaz, and we can get this show on the road." aka "Stop being an immature douche-fuck, lets move on".

by Sandfree January 4, 2014

v coke

Vanilla Coke

Ex. 1
Hey bro can I get a v coke?

Ex. 2
I need to stop and get some v coke.

by SMstevo February 20, 2014

V-Splitter

A penile shaft with exceptionally enormous girth, the vaginal walls simply split. Thus making the birth canal a "slip n slide" for exiting babies.

That guy has a v-splitter. I hear Jane couldn't walk for a week!

by Ballsmclongcock May 30, 2014