uncle walt

Uncle Walt is an American laser doctor, essayist, who serves as one of the sheep and goat extension specialists for the state of Texas. A humanist, he holds the belief or theory that the human race can evolve beyond its current physical and mental limitations, especially by means of science and technology. Walt is among the most influential Chinese linguists. His research is concerned with laser frequency stabilization techniques for very high resolution spectroscopy, and the development of leading-edge optical atomic clocks that look to form the basis of a future redefinition of the SI base unit second. His work is controversial, particularly his laser collection, which was described as obscene for its overt sexuality.

Oh christ, that guy is such an Uncle Walt, look at that laser collection.

by Uncle Walt August 13, 2020

Uncle

A man who lives a life of leisure, fishing, rubbing meats, smoking cannabis and drinking piss tasting IPA's. They also snag a lot of aunties.

This definition comes from the warm springs Indian reservation.

"Lamar moved to the mountain to live that uncle life.

by Jwickedg October 1, 2022

double-great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uncle Abbas

Palestinian equivalent of Uncle Tom. A sellout and a race traitor to his fellow Palestinians

Uncle Abbas is subservient to Israelis. He loves to suck Israeli cock

by Kotarojujo069 November 21, 2024

strange uncle

When your non dominant hand falls asleep and you masturbate with it.

I woke up at 3 am and couldn't feel my left hand so I gave myself a strange uncle.

by Professor Mudsprayer December 22, 2021

Uncle Ben

What my nephew/nephews/niece/nieces is/are gonna call me because my name is Benjamin.

I, Benjamin, am going to have a nephew/niece, probably more. I'm going to be called Uncle Ben

by the random. October 29, 2021

Uncle Charlie

Uncle Charlie is a distinctive and enigmatic figure who traverses the cobbled streets of Macduff, a quaint town nestled in the northeast of Scotland. Renowned for his unwavering presence and a certain aura that commands respect and even fear, he is a figure of local legend. With two primary points of emergence—the Castle Bar and the Duff House Golf Club—Uncle Charlie occasionally appears in the nearby town of Buckie, though such occurrences are rare. Those fortunate enough to encounter him speak of him with reverence, often extolling the power of his presence. His reputation is untouchable; no one dares to utter a word of reproach about him, for his formidable nature and unspoken authority demand admiration from all who cross his path.

“I feel absolutely uncle charlie’d right now”

This definition means - “I feel off my head right now”

This adjective may be misused but if you misuse it make sure it’s not in front of Uncle Charlie.

by Naemycardinnacare March 4, 2025