instant death

sneeze and fart at the same time (true)
if i would not have locked my ass when i had to sneeze and fart at the same time it would have been instant death for me baby
by steelraggae January 08, 2006
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death metal

Death metal is characterized mostly by absolutely unintelligible vocals - often not even real words - and drummers who only know how to use thier bass pedal.
Cannibal Corpse is a fine example... of the worst music I've heard in my life.
by Adam Laughlin July 23, 2005
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Highway of Death

One of the most horrible war crimes committed in the latter part of the 20th Century.

During February 26-27, 1991, of the first Gulf War, the United States strafed and bombed the living shit out of over 2000 Iraqi vehicles, and killed TENS OF THOUSANDS of fleeing Iraqi soldiers and civilians on this Kuwaiti highway, peacefully and voluntarily leaving Kuwait in compliance with UN Resolution 660.

And we wonder why everyone hates the United States.
U.S. planes trapped the long convoys by disabling vehicles in the front, and at the rear, and then pounded the resulting traffic jams for hours. "It was like shooting fish in a barrel," said one U.S. pilot. The horror of the Highway of Death is still there to see.
by UCSB Carl April 17, 2006
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death cookie

Reflector bumps in the middle of the road that try to fuck you up while you are carving your longboard.
I managed to weave in between the first few death cookies but the twenty-second one sent me into irreversible speed wobbles.
by Shitcleaner November 24, 2007
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Wall of Death

Should be avoided at all costs. The area between genitals and ass hole - usually only explored up close when performing oral sex.
'I went down on Sheila the other day and her wall of death smelt like frog spawn'
by PikeyClare March 27, 2007
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Death Grunt

a vocal style used by poser bands to appear hard. What was once a cool NEW idea has been taken over by crappy little pretentious posers acting tough. They can't sing so they don't even try, thus producing crap.
Death Grunt is also knows as Cookie-Monster vocals because it sounds like the cookie monster from sesame street is doing the vocals.
by Bubba Backwater October 15, 2006
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turtleneck of death

what iPhone chargers start to get after a few weeks of heavy use
"Can I borrow your charger?" "Sure, just be careful, it had the turtleneck of death."
by Buckshank August 04, 2015
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