tip

Someone extremely sensitive about the most miniscule things and they use "." every time you insult them.

Person 1: "Dark joke"
Person 2: "That's not funny.."
Person 1: "Stop being a tip, it's just dark humor"
Person 2: "."

by 9.5.1946 was cool January 28, 2023

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69 Tip

Tipp sixty nine cents on a website so the delivery drives don't spit in your food or throw your package. If you leave one and don't tip at the door you are 69 shit.

I didn't wanna tip on the site because Bezos will steal it, so I left a 69 Tip so the driver knew.

by Twooof February 7, 2023

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Dirty Q-tip

When a skinny white boy has really curly hair in an Afro

Hey which one is Kenny, it’s the Dirty Q-tip guy.

by Rustycopper February 7, 2023

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Jew Tip

As a former waiter, I can honestly say that Jews as a rule will always leave the customary tip, EVEN IF YOU GIVE THEM LOUSY SERVICE! They will never "stiff" you.

The lady Jew tipped me 15% even though she complained a lot.

by BigMau February 23, 2023

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Touching tips

-When two friends are so rock hard that they can't hold it in and they rub the tips of their dicks together
-When two guys make their dicks meet

"Yo bro, you wanna toch tips?"
"The friends decided to practice touching tips the whole afternoon"

by Wanna be tip friends? (I'm F) March 26, 2025

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Italian tip touching

When 6 to 8 dudes all touch tips together at one point. Then you drizzle melted cheese and marinara sauce to make a dick pizza. When all is said and done they pull apart together and say “MAMA MIA”

Yo dude me and the basketball team did Italian tip touching

What’s that?

It’s when we all touch tips and put pizza ingredients on it

What the fuck

by Hidden Squid March 29, 2025

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