Sausage and mash

An expression derived from the South-West region of England, particularly Devon. It refers to a large event or substantial amount of time that has passed.

"Jennie, do you remember the podcast episode we did about ghost witches?"
"No Kyle, I've had sausage and mash since then."

by ghoulclubfan November 15, 2022

hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 5, 2009

Sausage Rolled

To run your hand over a guys pants during a make out session to check if he has an erection.

Sam kissed him fiercely, by the tempature in the room she could tell things were getting hot but she wouldn't know for sure until she sausage rolled Eric.

by lovedoctor15 October 28, 2011

Sausage

Angela Mace

Ange you're a proper sausage.

by TheGr8Cornholio December 22, 2023

The Australian sausage roll

When you shit in a womans vagina, squirt tomato sauce on it and bite the shit out of her vagina.

Sheila was a freak, we did the Australian Sausage Roll on her.

by Jonny's lying July 27, 2025

Sausage dildo

The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off and preceding to use it as a dildo

After we got done fucking I went to the restroom and gave her a sausage dildo to play around with.

by iamacp_xxvii August 30, 2016

packing sausage

The act of a male wrapping up his penis toward his back in order to present himself as a lady.

I think John has been packing sausage since he entered college, since then he introduces himself as Jeannine.

by DaDimeBagger January 29, 2018