by Karen Amber Sims March 31, 2007
Get the golden arches mug.Reportedly more rare than a super cougar. This specimen is a very hot 50+ huntress.When not in the den,she can be found hunting for the ultra rare virgin cougee.
***CAUTION*** beware the super golden cougar has a seventh sense -- they can detect when they are being decived by a cougee or potential prey.
In last months issue of National Cougar magazine they featured an article in which a young man describes the after math of an encounter with the rare super golden cougar.He remembers waking up in the E.R of a large hospital to learn that a particular.... part of his body was missing. The investigators described the scence of the attack as the " worst they had ever scene". The only further info they would provide the magazine was that the word "LIAR" was painted in blood through out his apartment.
***CAUTION*** beware the super golden cougar has a seventh sense -- they can detect when they are being decived by a cougee or potential prey.
In last months issue of National Cougar magazine they featured an article in which a young man describes the after math of an encounter with the rare super golden cougar.He remembers waking up in the E.R of a large hospital to learn that a particular.... part of his body was missing. The investigators described the scence of the attack as the " worst they had ever scene". The only further info they would provide the magazine was that the word "LIAR" was painted in blood through out his apartment.
by SRSGC April 5, 2007
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Get the golden time mug."Praise be Lawd, I found an EBT card in Daquan's diaper-- we got ourselves the Ghetto Golden Goose!"
by BaronO'Malley May 31, 2018
Get the Ghetto Golden Goose mug.A white boy with shaggy blonde hair that both looks like and has the personality of a golden retriever.
by TheColdFreek September 28, 2020
Get the golden retriever boy mug.When your sitting to take a shit and accidentally squirt some pee between the toilet and the seat onto your leg.
by Rzoccola August 2, 2019
Get the Johnny's Golden Leg mug.A highly popular watersport in Europe, golden water balloons is done by a group of drunk guys that tie off the end of their foreskin (hence why its popular in Europe) with a rubber band and proceed to piss in it until it's full. Then they run around trying to tag each other with their urine while shouting "Golden Ballon Fight." The winner is the last dry man standing and gets free drinks for the rest of the night
Man it was crazy last night, I won Golden Balloon Fight. I was so drunk afterwards that I was ready to play another round.
by Maginican February 15, 2017
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