by anonymous October 13, 2020
Get the Arizona surprisemug. When you are having sex with a girl and she wants you to hit the gspot and her clit. So you have your penis inside her at an elevated angle to hit the clit reportedly. Then you take your thumb and reach around her and stick your thumb in her ass.
Man 1: why is natasha blowing up your phone all the time?
Man 2: I gave her the Shanghai surprise last week and she's hooked.
Man 2: I gave her the Shanghai surprise last week and she's hooked.
by Dirty Chaos April 10, 2018
Get the Shanghai Surprisemug. When your girl or fella unbuttons your pants to go down on you and finds... SURPRISE! A second pair of pants cuz it so got dang cold outside.
Came home from work the other night and my lady was feeling so steamy I didn't have the heart to tell her she was in for a Midwest surprise.
by JT2025 December 27, 2024
Get the Midwest surprisemug. When you stick your pecker through the bottom of an ice cream cone. Another party then provides oral sex and must get you off before the ice cream gives them a brainfreeze. If you ejaculate before the ice cream is gone, you must finish the cone yourself.
by yakeyT July 22, 2019
Get the South Pole Surprisemug. by Person Jerd September 11, 2016
Get the a jacking surprisemug. In order to make a new delhi surprise you will need the following :
1 Tea Bag,
2 Cups of whole milk,
2 tea spoons of white sugar,
137ml of male ejaculate.
One tasty drink.
1 Tea Bag,
2 Cups of whole milk,
2 tea spoons of white sugar,
137ml of male ejaculate.
One tasty drink.
by CornershopMen November 19, 2018
Get the new delhi surprisemug. I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.
by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023
Get the Bald dick surprisemug.