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Air-soft!

A sport in which more mature fuckers play with fucking bb guns that fire frone auto to bolt action. U play by honors and not by annoying paint.
Takes more maturity to play airsoft than paintball!
by Jipper August 22, 2003
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software engineer

a person with such a depressing job that unless mindlessly devoted, will kill himself by self-strangulation intra-cubicle before the age of 35.
by medaeval February 6, 2004
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Fabric Softner

When partyin' at your buddies house take your girl in the laundry room, throw some clothes in the washing machine, have your girl sit up there while you give it to her, when it's time to blow lift up the lid and blow it in the machine then drop the lid.
One time we were having a kegger at my buddies when his parents were out of town, so I took my girl in the laundry room for a quickie and ended up dropin some fabric softner in the washing machine.
by Shooperman November 14, 2006
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softbian

When two girls are very close, ie. they touch each other alot when speaking and link arms when walking. It's a softcore lesbian but that does not mean that she is necisarily homosexual.
Look at those two girls linking arms, they are such softbians.
by Alison March 10, 2005
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software update

In computing, a binary executable package, usually delivered via the internet, intended to improve, by adding new features, or fix problems in a certain piece of software. Usually used an excuse by software companies in modern times, to deliver crappy software on the basis that it can be updated sometime in the future. Users therefore become guinea pigs for almost any kind of exotic idea that software companies can conjure. The is the electronic analog of governments lacing water supplies with LSD. "Let's just release it and see what happens."

The problem with such updates is that they are becoming more and more numerous and almost always tend to screw stuff up, rather than fix anything. Software updates, for example, are notorious for screwing up stuff that used to work just fine, and fixing nothing that you actually gave a shit about. These days one can expect to spend at least 1% of their lives dealing with software updates; either in the update delivery process or in the googling of solutions to fix the problems created by such updates, or just googling "why so many f^$%$#n updates?"

Updates almost always are initated at the worst possible time, like when you are in the middle of working on an important report, or sending lewd pictures to your friends.

Some companies believe that they own your internet quota and thus make software updates as large as possible (the equivalent of re-downloading the whole software program from scratch) as opposed to an incremental update.
Boss: "Jack, have you finished that report I asked you to do?"
Jack: "No, I haven't because my computer is jammed up installing software updates."
by Charles Breun April 17, 2015
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soft love

That smooth, sensual loving. The kind of loving that is requires no words other than "I love you baby" in a nice soft southern accent.
Brian said to Jessica:

"I love you, baby" in his Matthew McConaughey voice.

That smooth, sensual loving. The kind of loving that is requires no words other than "I love you baby" in a nice soft southern accent. ~ Soft Love
by Slickvicdiditagain December 17, 2017
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Softsoap

the best brand of soap since ever
oh my gosh becky you have softsoap oh my gosh
by liken March 4, 2005
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