dirty smile

similar to the french pastel but you draw a smiley face on the vag with poop then make out with it

that dirty smile we did last night was awesome

by loose meat sandwich god January 26, 2026

All smiles

(of a person) look very cheerful and pleased, especially in contrast to a previous mood.

she was all smiles now that the crisis was over

by Arminkshipper March 20, 2025

The Smiling Uardo

The Smiling Uardo (noun): Thomas x Samkie

A creepy little chicken-wing-obsessed fuckstick who sits alone like a greasy goblin in the cafeteria, grinning like he just nutted in someone’s milk. This bony four-eyed bitch reeks of Walmart buffalo sauce and social anxiety. Doesn’t talk. Doesn’t blink. Just stares, chews, and looks like he’s plotting to fuck your entire existence sideways. You sit near him, you’re cursed. Period. Dirty fingers. Empty soul. Fuckin’ menace.

“Yo Zack, Thomas, and Samkie — The Smiling Uardo was sittin’ there, fingers covered in sticky-ass chicken grease and some nasty-ass cum-looking shit. That disgusting fucker’s like a goddamn walking swamp of wing sauce and nasty goo. Just being near The Smiling Uardo makes me wanna puke my guts out.”

by TheJizzNegusLegend July 2, 2025

,”, (Vampire Smiley Face)

,”, A vampire smiley face is made of one comma, one quotation mark, and one final comma. No spaces. ,”,

1. ,”, Happy Halloween!

2. ,”, (Vampire Smiley Face) is great!

by CastIronHex August 24, 2025

Coke and a smile

Your favourite mixed drink with coca cola, often camouflaged by being drunk from the original coke bottle.

At a break in the epic motorcycle journey, Ripper produces 2 plastic bottles of coke from his luggage & offers one to the exhausted Zero.

Zero: "jeez mate, that's strong, what did you hide in there?"
Ripper: "yours is Captain's Spicey & mine is Jack - just coke and a smile"

by Zerohoh May 12, 2014

ridiculously oversized smiley

A facebook smiley that is clearly ridiculous and unnecessarily oversized; usually required when #TOGM is in full effect.

That called for a ridiculously oversized smiley.

by ryzyn June 11, 2014

San Francisco Smile

A large grin similar to the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland, that a person gives to another person when they are attracted to them, with hopes of a return smile to signify sexual attraction.

Scott: Hey did that dude just give me a San Francisco smile? Jon: Dude, you are wearing skinny jeans, and listening to Coldplay out loud. What do you expect?

by Jb79 January 11, 2016