vein porn

When the sheer number or length & prominence of veins running under the surface of someone's skin is a turn on and/or sexy. Including but not limited to: veins in the hands, forearms, biceps, torso, stomach, thighs, calves, feet, neck, back, and beneath eyes.

Look at this vein porn...that little V-shaped vein under his one eye OMG ...

Check out those veins in his hands and forearms...vein porn alert

by loralaimango November 17, 2016

porn blonde

Someone who is very white. Almost albino and does porn

That boy merveilleuxruuf is porn blonde

by James1111111111 March 30, 2015

design porn

A collection of websites and magazines that cater to those who lust after interior design objects and styles, even-especially- when they can't afford it. Similar to a foodie, but focused on interior design.

Apartment Therapy is great design porn, but sometimes I just want to read Architectural Digest.

by sandyliz October 3, 2009

pizza porn

"Pizza porn" is when your significant other or "fuck buddy" and your self have yourself a little pizza party, you both eat more then you should, then take laxatives. you take turns shitting into your significant others mouth and take turns sharing the concoction into each others mouth, while you each wear bird masks, you have to say "the early bird gets the worm" as you throw up your significant others papa johns shit into your mouth, if you fail to say "the early bird gets the worm" or miss the others mouth, your sexual partner has to take a hammer and nail to your scrotum

person 1: "hey man what did you do last night?
person 2: "me and my girlfriend made some pizza porn last night, it was sick!"
idea by WakeCall

by coolepicfedoraman October 2, 2021

Posh Porn

Porn "unintentionally" released to the internet by a pseudo celebrity.

I can't believe that posh porn Kim kardashian released.

by Word some October 28, 2013

Zabivaka porn

Furry porn

What the fuck tod why would you watch Zabivaka porn

by Cleanout22 July 1, 2021

porn double

A porn star who resembles a real life acquaintance.

Joe: Dude, your kid's babysitter is so hot. Do you spank it to her?

Frank: You know it. In fact, I found her porn double online, which seriously upped my fapping.

by drpooterpie October 31, 2013