Penis Reset

Getting your body reset from what it knew so it can move on.

Having sex with someone else for the first time after a breakup.

Giving you someone new and more recent to remember having sex with than your ex.

guy 1: I can't stand her.. but I haven't got laid is so long.. I can't stop thinking about her.
guy 2: Dude, you just need to find someone new and get a Penis Reset.

by buddhafish July 20, 2012

Penis-Possessors

A Penis Possessor is a person (doesn't have to be male because we respect the LGBTQ+ community) who possesses a penis. Any person who has a penis, is a penis possessor.

"Oh em gee look at those penis-possessors, so lucky. They don't get periods."
"Damn, those Penis-Possessors needs to complete the homework otherwise the penis-possessing teacher will whoop his ass."

by Not A Penis-Possessor March 25, 2021

mario penis

mario penis

mario penis

by the giggle king lord of laughs August 25, 2021

Penis Man

Mr. Collins’s worst enemy, ahhhhh, screamed the small man, as the Penis Man roared very loudly

Ahhh run Connor! It’s penis man

by Large Cheese 420 January 11, 2020

baby penis

1. An uncannily small penis on a full grown male

Also see: baby dick; hagerman

Bob: That dude's dick is 3", hard.

Jonny: Yep, he has a baby penis

by Nathaniel Mayweather August 11, 2005

Penis Teeth

Penis Teeth is a group of fellows whom have all gathered in a community to speak about penis teeth and togetherness.

Hey dude you should join Penis Teeth!

by Luciloot January 27, 2018

Penis pebbles

When a boy/man hasn't masterbated in so long his sperm becomes solid and clumps up into little pebbles.

Damn that was painful, I just ejaculated penis pebbles!

by Krisuel-Blair May 28, 2008