Parallel Parked

The instance when you are head-on approaching someone for a hug, and they surprisingly turn their body at the last second... Thus, resulting in the most awkward sidehug known to man.

Sally: How did the date end?

Lafonda: Awfully, I was going in for the hug and he Parallel Parked it on me. #Totes the most awk hug of life.

by MizzM. December 5, 2011

park meet

A sudden sexual incounter of two complete strangers. Usually takes place in park settings.

You're walking threw the park and someone of the opposite sex attracks you, barly anything is said but intercourse is ingaged.

by DJ London August 8, 2005

Hit and park

When you dont look where you are going and run, walk, skate, ride your bike or jog into a parked car

Guy 1: Oh my fucking God did you see that?
Guy 2: yeah that guy got Hit and Parked
Both: HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Guy 3: TOSSERS!

by Sex Hand Guy November 14, 2009

Rosa Parks

Ever called shotgun? yeah, the FRONT seat, but what if you wanna sit at the back? Then call Rosa Parks.

Person 1: Were going to McDonalds
Person 2: ROSA PARKS!
Person 3: Aww man! I wanted Rosa Parks.

by Definitions4People January 31, 2020

thorpe park

caravan park with rides

"off to thorpe park with the lads tomorrow"
"sad"

by tomfishno January 20, 2021

sports park

Backing one's car into a parking space for the purpose of being ready to leave in a hurry.

The car was sports-parked in front of the bank.

I like to sports park in the lot so I can get out ahead of everyone else.

by phillid March 17, 2011

princess park

to park with the back of your car in the parking space, almost as if your car is sitting on a throne facing their audience

Oh look at my Tesla Model S, she looks so sexy princess parked like that.

by oceansssx October 3, 2021