Hipster Points

The points one receives for every hipster-like thing they do.

Abbreviation: HP

You gain 10 Hipster Points for having a Tumblr account, and 100 bonus points for having had it before Tumblr was cool.

by Flucka September 3, 2012

spear point

(n)

1) the dangerous end point of a long, thin rod or lance.

2) the tip of the penis before it makes its grandiose entrance

He woke up one fine morning to find a surprisingly firm ass wiggling itself closer to his front and he winced.

Him: "Uh-oh. What the hell happened last night?"

Her: "Holding me a spear point, Nick?"

by ManAboutTown December 24, 2011

Brown-eye points

Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.

The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.

Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.

Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.

by tbelphegor November 3, 2011

boner point

To say something that makes people incredibly excited.

After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after. Everybody started going nuts.

by A-FERRRR October 4, 2011

Slay Points

A counter showing how much you slay. Made by me and a friend.

Joshua: I got 132.67 slay points just now! I have 564,943 now!
Hudson: Cool!
Me: I have 631,643. I tie my friend at 1st.

by DaCuberz December 19, 2023

Slay Points

An imaginary meter showing how much you slay. The highest (1st and 2nd) slay points are for the founder, my friend, and the co-founder, me, with the number in the example. Tip: You gain 0.0025 to 0.01 slay points a second for doing nothing.

Me: *gets 300 slay points for doing homework* Yes... 300 out of 634,257.381 in total.

by DaCuberz December 20, 2023

Mute Point

When you see a comment so ridiculous on social media that you instantly mute/block the poster, regardless of length of friendship or without further scrutiny of poster's page

My aunt's claim that aliens made the earth flat so they could farm us more easily was a mute point

by WestBankSam December 31, 2023