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The ascended version of earth. The ascension from 3d into 5d. A time of renewal and massive transformation. The golden age of enlightenment, where everyone works in harmony with the earth, and is in tune with their soul.
James - "It seems lately I feel more peace and self love than ever before.....even amoungst the appearance of chaos"
Sarah - "It sounds like your feeling the new earth James, trust the process, we are headed there"
James - "I'm so exited!!!"

Edwin - "It seems like alot of distraction now adays."
Rose - "Yea, but they cant hide the truth of the new earth"
Edwin - "Youre right Rose, this is why we came. I will stand fearless"
new earth by earthseraph November 4, 2021

New Addington 

New addington is the hotspot for knife crime and gangs. But they got decent food so it’s good. There’s a wiff of tory, because of their costa. There’s also very good schools like Meridian High School!
Hey, wanna go to Selsdon?”
“What about New Addington?”
“Are you dumb? It’s a shit tip
“But there’s kfc”

New Years Cookie

Cookies baked by the neighbour who secretly fancied you. He/she brings them round at the start of January in the hope of instigating some neighbourly lovin’
Neighbour - “Hi, I’ve bought you some New Years Cookies round
Richard - “What the fuck? Thanks. Wanna fuck?”
Neighbour - “I knew these New Years Cookies would do the trick!”

New York Button 

The button in an elevator used to close the doors shut. Although uncommon in the rest of the world, this button is used by New Yorkers because they are assholes.
New Yorker 1: Yo hit the New York button!
New Yorker 2: Fuck ya life, Bing Bong!
New York Button by Ernesto Salsa February 26, 2022

New Jersian Bastard 

The fake job of a person 17 or younger in New Jersey when asked for their job by a online sugar mommy or daddy.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary tryin to send me 1k o week cuz she want a sugar baby bro. But she askin for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk just say your a miner”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a New Jersian Bastard.”

New Project Syndrome 

Feeling of sudden motivation to make a new project (video game, story, art etc.), mostly present at evenings and nights. It all starts in a rush and most of the time, projects get scrapped, abandoned, unfinished or cancelled.
"Hey dude, did you finish your game you wanted to make yesterday?"
"Oh, I gave up on it, I must've had a New Project Syndrome"
"Typical."