nerd cake

A lie

as defined by the game portal

The nerd was offered cake but knew that the cake was a lie...

the only cake that nerd know is nerd cake and nerd cake is the ultimate lie

by SighDuck December 11, 2010

nerd tears

When tears run down your face, colliding with an already established snot trail, and the mixture ends up in your open mouth, to your nerdy delight.

Geoffrey cried nerd tears when he met astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson.

by magicliterati March 29, 2014

Minecraft nerd

A person who plays Minecraft even though it isn’t popular. They have tons of diamonds and cool stuff.

Guy 1: Wow! Mine-blown!
Guy 2: You’re such a Minecraft nerd!

by minecrafter103 November 7, 2019

nerd cruncher

One who fights nerds and puts dem triks in der place

Hey, did you see Mc Mad Max the nerd cruncher crunch that nerd yesterday? That nerd had to be airlifted to the hospital.

by MC MAD MAX THE NERD CRUNCHER December 29, 2007

Nerd Birds

A term used to describe the gayest, lamest, and nerdiest team in all of baseball; the St. Louis Cardinals.

Did you know A-Mart is a Nerd Birds fan? What is she thinking? What a dork!

by 59 Five November 17, 2011

pop-nerd

a try hard nerd

Trent Stolery

by NON POP-NERD August 14, 2003

Nerd McGay

one who makes nerd mcgay comments about someone.

amanda:"jack, your such a nerd mcgay."
jack:"why thank you, amanda."

by sherre January 2, 2006