The God of Family Abandonment
Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
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me: The end of the world? But you're God! Can't you just undo it?
god: As much as I would love that, my child, the man downstairs wouldn't like it.
god: As much as I would love that, my child, the man downstairs wouldn't like it.
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The Puppy Man approached me last night and said he was concerned about a smoke detector that he heard while walking around some apartments.
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