A continuous, sexual experience, that lasts for more than 4 hours between a man and a woman while intoxicated. A.K.A. The Marathon Man.
Miles, was locked inside his room with that girl for four hours! He should be know as The Marathon Man!
by The Marathon Man March 4, 2011
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Get the workin' man mug.When single (or taken) women and/or gay men stop and stare wantingly and hopeingly at men, most of the time while they are missing some form of clothing or garment, wishing that they had a man just like that to love in more ways then one.
Girl #1: Did you see those shirtless guys playing Ultimate Frisbee over there? They were pretty cute.
Girl #2: You are so totally man-gazing.
Girl #2: You are so totally man-gazing.
by FaazyBear August 23, 2011
Get the Man-Gazing mug.A man who pretends to be overencumbered by under 20 hours of work per week which results in being unable to participate in social nor household activitys. regularly used by people in their 20s toward their parents as an excuse to get out of household chores.
Ashley's Mother: "Why can't you help me clean the house Ashley?
Ashley: "Because I'm a working man!"
Ashley: "Because I'm a working man!"
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Get the Working Man mug.The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.
by StarSoupMan June 29, 2023
Get the Man Milk mug.The Hat Man knows all, The Hat Man sees all. And he wants to meet you. To summon his physical form to our Plane of Existence, you must perform the ritual. First, place a Tophat of your choice on the floor, and cover the ground around it with garlic salt. And then light the salt. Once that is completed, you must consume a high enough dosage of a drug to induce a high feeling. And then sleep laying next to the ritual. At exactly 3:45 am, you will awake, and The Hat Man will be there to visit you.
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Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
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