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Money

Money is the key to happiness even though dumb people say "money can't buy happiness". Money is paper or mineral. The mineral version is known as a coin. The paper version is known as a bill. Money can buy anything. If you think going to the theater is happiness, you can't walk in without a ticket! YOU NEED MONEY FOR THAT.
Im homeless! I wish I had some money!
by Roadtahell March 25, 2021
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moneymade

That girl is Moneymade.”

Abby is Moneymade girl.”
by hotbitchkitty4021 June 14, 2021
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money on my bandana

I got money on my bandana, means money on my mind
by Sweetmoney June 18, 2021
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Money.Cash.69

Someone who is really hot and makes money and gets TONS of bitches,
Person 1: hey have you heard of Money.Cash.69?

Person 2: omg I'm so jealous of her, she gets so much bitches !!

Person 1: I know right,,,
Person 2:....
Person 1:...
Person 2: want to have sex on this floor right now?
Person 1: of course,
by Notowokay July 13, 2021
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Money Drain Patrol

Not to be confused with "Money Drain" (an incompetent woman shopping for their one planned item, but leaving with 10+ items continuously), nor used independently or by pairing the former duo with "Patrol" (which is snatching pencils from nerds), "the" Money Drain Patrol are large groups of workers that are tied to any organization where the primary objective of said organisation is to take people's money via "anti-services" (definition pending), without the use of compassion, common sense or discretion.

Such organisations include, but are not limited to, City Council Groups, Airports and Taxi Companies.
"I had to pay $200 for my oversized bag, guess who? None other than the Money Drain Patrol, standing there smiling, delighted to shit over my day and empty my pockets over one centimeter"

"Getting a taxi is such an anti-service, just another excuse for the Money Drain Patrol to earn a dishonest dollar by shitting on my wallet - I only like 1km away and it took an hour"
by Mr. Straight Def October 5, 2021
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Moneyfestation

The act of manifestation which attracts money and the feeling of being rich.
Although I'm a broke college student, moneyfestation is the only way making me feel rich.
by Griffiy October 28, 2021
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money moocher

Someone who uses your money but never pays you back.
He is a money moocher he only uses his money and never pays him back.
by Zuovelighning10 November 7, 2021
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