Milkyboro

A person or group of people who drink too much milk and often implode through shear frustration at how inferior they are.

Rebel had a milkyboro moment last night and rage quit

by rebel_badshot October 8, 2010

Milk The Pants

To arouse a clothed female to the point of milky secretion.

That is totally cool man, take her out and then milk the pants.

by The Dairy Farmer December 2, 2010

milf mustard

the brown yellow substance that gets on a guys dick when he fucks a milf in the ass.

i know edward was hitting the milf in the ass last night, he has a milf mustard stain in his underwear.

by swampmonkey August 16, 2011

milky bones grumble bee

An allusion to taking a very dense and husky poo, often shortened to simply "MBGB".

"Milky Bones" is in reference to the robust brown consistency and texture of poos that resemble the popular canine treat.

"Grumble Bee" is a jovial and light hearted metaphorical reference to the sound of an angry bee, not unlike the sound one's bunghole may emit during an "MBGB".

"My grandpa always said: KFC today, milky bones grumble bee tomorrow."

by NorthernTurdlinger November 25, 2011

mile high blumpkin

The act of getting a blumpkin while doing an upper decker

Hey man wanna leave an upper Decker here? Yea buddy but get me one of them whores first. Wait what are you gonna do? A mile high blumpkin dumbass!

by high performance 5 December 1, 2011

Miloffee

A delightful concoction of Milo and Coffee. Usually taken before a long, hard day in the office to help deal with:
(a) being at work;
(b) the fat, ugly hobbit that wears see through clothing with black underwear;
(c) herpes

"Ohhhh that bitch that looks like Frodo is looking fine this morning, I'm gonna make a miloffee with 4 sugars to celebrate!"

"What!! you gave me herpes! I need a Miloffee to help gather my thoughts and rethink my life"

by miloffee4lyf October 11, 2012

mile high firefly

When you take that last hit of some weed and burning embers fly into your throat burning the back of the throat for hours.

"UGKK!" -Me
"Pipe shit on you? What up yo?" -Homie
"Yeah, but worse. Throat burn, yo. Mile high fireflys!" -Me
"Haha!" -Homie

by Mud E York May 23, 2013