toe job

when a girl fucks a guy with her camle toe only.

she slid her pussy lips on my cock til' I blew!

by right-o February 06, 2005

Italian Job

when you dip your cock in marinara sauce and your girl gives you a blow job. (The use of parmesan cheese is optional.)

Last night my girl and I had lasagna for dinner and afterwords she was still hungry so she gave me an Italian Job.

by Gabe & Mickey July 18, 2006

Job Blocked

When a Co-worker or boss prevents you from applying Or Blocks you from another job or position, due to being an ass OR not wanting to loose a valued asset. Similar to Cock Blocked but in a work related situation.

Jim in accounting job blocked me for that promotion.

by J.Marinaro May 09, 2013

Bloat Job

This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.

Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.

by inkmarqued March 28, 2009

paul job

the act of introducing a live octopus into somebody else's anal cavity.

after the final game, marie and I went to the beach and she asked me for a PAUL JOB.

by m_a_d_d_e_m_o_n July 15, 2010

Nut Job

The act of wanking your partner with your ballsack, using only butter as a lubricant.

''Hey dude, Billy gave me a really good Nut Job last night, I think I may be gay''
''What the fuck Richard''

by Captain Noot Noot January 19, 2019

Wan Job

Having your pinky finger sucked on by a girl or guy. It can be any finger, but the pinky is the official finger for receiving a legit Wan Job. The pinky (or finger you use) is also preferred to be previously broken, or currently broken.

Chrisman: Did you get a Wan Job from her?

Chuckman: Yaaaaa.

Chrisman: How was it?

Chuckman: Awesome...

Chrisman: Was it the broken one?

Chuckman: You know it.

Chrisman: Nice work.

by The ChuckMan26 April 12, 2010