toe job

when a girl fucks a guy with her camle toe only.

she slid her pussy lips on my cock til' I blew!

by right-o February 5, 2005

Italian Job

when you dip your cock in marinara sauce and your girl gives you a blow job. (The use of parmesan cheese is optional.)

Last night my girl and I had lasagna for dinner and afterwords she was still hungry so she gave me an Italian Job.

by Gabe & Mickey July 18, 2006

Semi Job

When a guy has to jack off because the

girl doesn't want to suck his dick or

give him a hand job and she will only

swallow his cum after he's done

Guy- Hey babe will you give me a blow job

Girl- No, how about a semi job

by Chikis777 May 11, 2009

paul job

the act of introducing a live octopus into somebody else's anal cavity.

after the final game, marie and I went to the beach and she asked me for a PAUL JOB.

by m_a_d_d_e_m_o_n July 15, 2010

Bloat Job

This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.

Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.

by inkmarqued March 28, 2009

shoulder job

When a man and 2 women are having sex, the man stands up and with his penis dangling freely. The two women stand side by side with his penis in the middle. Then one woman places her left shoulder on the penis, while the other puts her right shoulder. Then they move back and fourth in a synchronized manor, rubbing the penis.

Dude, yesterday these two girls from work gave me the most dope shoulder job ever, of all time.

by Ol' Saint Richard June 30, 2014

poo job

When you're on the loo doing a poo and your partner gives you a blow job

"Hey baby, nothin' good to read in here, you busy?"

"It's a dirty poo job, but somebody's gotta do it"

by LKHall March 25, 2010