by p3nisinmymouth October 12, 2021
Get the Jerkmug. 1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself
2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep
2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep
by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025
Get the Tactical Jerkmug. by Dodi fied November 18, 2020
Get the jerk a meyermug. by Bigfatsmellyjaymie June 5, 2025
Get the Durka Jerkmug. Beating the fuck out of your meat while doing planks, ultimately leaving you with jacked abs and some killer triceps. Don’t forget to alternate arms! Nobody wants someone with jacked right arm!
Person 1: Bro your abs and arms are HUGE! How’d you do it?
Person 2: I did the Jerk Plank at the gym. It didn’t go so well but at least I’m jacked now!
Person 2: I did the Jerk Plank at the gym. It didn’t go so well but at least I’m jacked now!
by ChadDad December 9, 2019
Get the Jerk Plankmug. Do the jerk.
by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018
Get the Jerkmug. When you do something that's 'gram-worthy, and then you spend the rest of your evening liking every reply, and replying to every reply, and liking and replying to every reply to your reply, ad nauseum.
I posted a great pic of my best beach bod. And now I've spent the last 6 hours doing the social circle jerk. How great llfe is!
by mckwistonator July 26, 2022
Get the Social Circle Jerkmug.