wood

Slang term meaning the perfect size penis that's course in texture.

I need some wood.

by Danese La Johnson May 17, 2022

On the wood

To have the money in hand or on the table.

Plug : You got that shit on the wood?
Nobody : No let me get a front

by On the wood December 25, 2020

Wood

A blunt but the blunt rap is a backwood

Yoo rollup a fatass wood

by LenisPicker September 16, 2020

Tranny gets pounded by Will Wood

Will Wood bought nudes from a younger trans (FTM) fan. It was in about 2017 or 2019 but it's still a known fact in the Will Wood fandom. It happened. Trust me... It happened...

Gay kid 1: "What was that weird post on X recently?"

Gay kid 2: "Oh, a Tranny gets pounded by Will Wood or "I got groomed by Will Wood".

by Bluebirb69420 February 3, 2024

Haydn wood

He is a sexy mother fucker and loves a bit of tabs

Haydn wood get ya tits out

by Fisherman tabs August 2, 2020

sid woods

Sid woods are usually a pedo or a sid woods generally likes kids and children.

Sid woods is a nonce

by Hayden Jones July 2, 2021

polishing wood

Masturbating with such a volicity that the penis has a shine afterwards

The young electrician, when not frequenting glory holes, spent his time polishing wood with glee!

by Angry Stockholder July 17, 2019