On the wood

To have the money in hand or on the table.

Plug : You got that shit on the wood?
Nobody : No let me get a front

by On the wood December 25, 2020

Have ice cream in the woods

Fuck someone in the woods

Kassidy wants to have ice cream in the woods with Erik.

by Walt4872 July 27, 2021

Wood

A blunt but the blunt rap is a backwood

Yoo rollup a fatass wood

by LenisPicker September 16, 2020

Knock On Wood

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off

No towel all good I will knock on wood

by Knock on wood March 21, 2024

Chucking wood

Masterbation.

We caught little Joey chucking wood this morning.

by anonymous June 9, 2024

Wood

Something you find if you leave your house. Your floor might be made by it too, or your chair.

Random guy: WoW This Floor Is Made By Wood?
Random guy 2: Y e s My man.

by D0N4lD J3WW Tr4mP November 8, 2017

Hundred Acre Woods

A hairy asshole

He knew not to enter the Hundred Acre Woods because poo lives there.

by donkeyshane June 23, 2010