Dark alert

When you take a picture (alone or with others) and you can't see your self because your too dark

Girl: hey,did you see the dark alert I pose pied
Girl: no,but I wouldn't see it anyways

by Lolqueenbee May 28, 2015

My Dark Red

Dark Red is a person that you can never get tired of. They may look intimidating but they are always a huge softie. They love physical affection and remember little things about you.

"You're my Dark Red."
"I'm honored."

by xxx00022 May 11, 2025

Dark Knighted

When your best pal blanks you for days on end without as much as a text, phone call or visit.

Fuck me Mike, he has Dark Knighted us once again! I’m not sure how much more of this shit I can take. I mean I’d like to say he has good reason but I know for a fact he is just fucking pussy

by Clown Turkerson March 27, 2021

Dark chocolate mamba

Tie you limp dick around their throat, Flex, Easy dub, quick decapitation

Bro Elijah just dark chocolate mamba’d Logan smh

by You moms meth dealer Markell December 20, 2019

journey to the dark star

verb. can be used in reference before or during the act of anal sex.

Me: How's it goin Chad?
Chad from Alltel: Great, Me.
Me: What's happening tonight?
Chad from Alltel: Gonna take this smokin' hot thing to Chili's and then on to the *low roaring voice* JOURNEY TO THE DARK STARRRR!

by Cholester December 6, 2010

Dark Souls

When someone's got feet so dirty, the bottom of them (souls) became pitch black (dark) out of dirtiness

Thom has some serious feet fetish problem... he literally asked me to get Dark Souls so he could clean them with his tounge

by Opso Opos August 15, 2024

one of the legends from the ff after dark

otherwise known as Sharkbait, he is the most thoughtful person who will most likely find a veebs, he is obsessed with alcohol specifically white claw and a man named preston he is a bit gay he also LOVES jacob sartorius!!!

person 1: whos unemployed?
person 2: sharkbait, one of the legends from the ff after dark!

by jakepaul4ever July 31, 2019