by fiiiiiiiii.aa April 18, 2024
Get the he/she/you shitted mug.Who did I harass? This fucking goateed midget is OBSESSED with me! He's in love with me! Seriously! Joe, if you end up killing me for threatening you kids, make sure you send this guy my skin so he can finish the transformation, holy shit! His WHOLE LIFE is ABOUT me, dawg! This is wild! If you told me that he had some overies impanted in his prostate so that I could breed him.... I would believe you.
Hym "OOOOH! DEFENDER OF WOMEN! THAT GOLDEN CAMPION WE ALL NEED! HE'S DEFENDING WOMEN FROM HARASSMENT! Okokok, so listen... I'm at work last night, right? And this guy comes in claiming to have been assaulted, right? And my coworker starts freaking out on this guy. Screaming at him to get out. And his justification for it is 'He harasses women!' And it's like... You are a middle aged gas station worker and the fattest, grosses, baldest, fish-mouthed piece of shit on the planet. You are not 'defender of women.' He is just the worst fucking communist snitch you would ever fucking meet in your life. Thank whatever God you pray to that we aren't in Nazi Germany because this fucking guy would rat a Jew out for a... Sheckle? Is that the Jew money? It's always the fat fucks isn't it? Literally, the guy who is most invested in whether or not women are being harassed is the least attractive or fattest man in the room. 'He HaRaSsEs WoMeN!' Get the fuck out of here, fat-shit."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2024
Get the He harasses women! mug.by Evangelinebomdia April 30, 2024
Get the He got The zoomies mug."He" is a male pronoun, definitely male. And "Xi" is pronounced as "she". But to not complicate things, He Xi is the best way to describe a trans man undergoing gender reassignment. Xi is a defiant male against the world who overcomes the odds of being truly male.
Girl 1: He Xi is a he?
Guy 2: Yes, He is a he! Get it right, gal pal!
Guy 1: I learned about him from a video of him dancing with his deep voice and singing SEVEN karaoke.
Girl 2: His novel caused a storm when it was longlisted for the Best Male Participant's prize and is one of the year's most talked-about.
Guy 2: Yes, He is a he! Get it right, gal pal!
Guy 1: I learned about him from a video of him dancing with his deep voice and singing SEVEN karaoke.
Girl 2: His novel caused a storm when it was longlisted for the Best Male Participant's prize and is one of the year's most talked-about.
by Ziuratcacfita May 13, 2024
Get the HE XI mug.by Sbeve stole your balls May 14, 2024
Get the S(he) Be(li)eve(d) mug.He wore starched white shirts buttoned at the neck
And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water
And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water
And if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water
by Gothic Miscreant October 19, 2025
Get the He Walked On Water mug.Hym "Because he wasn't talking about Trump. That's the lie. Ana. He sat there and avoided the question and then he made up a story so that he didn't have to tell the truth. The truth is like poison to Christians. The hate it almost as much as they hate God himself. So he is lying. That's the specific lie. You are lying as well, Ana. To cover for Tuckers lie. He makes up a story. Now it's your turn to make up a story. And then you do that until people stop asking."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
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