by femboysmatter September 13, 2020
Get the Black Heartmug. "Why don't you ever go ont with anyone?"
"Because I have heart agliophbia"
"What's that?"
"Heart agliophbia is The fear of my heart being in pain or hurt."
"Oh"
"Because I have heart agliophbia"
"What's that?"
"Heart agliophbia is The fear of my heart being in pain or hurt."
"Oh"
by broken_heart April 26, 2015
Get the heart agliophbiamug. A cuckold or beta minded man who accepts and encourages his wife's preference for having sexual relations exclusively with caucasian men and is sexually submissive to both her and her white lovers.
Ever since his wife became a Queen of Hearts by dating and sleeping exclusively with white men, the cuckold proudly accepted his place as her Jack of Hearts in support of her lifestyle.
by TimidLo April 28, 2025
Get the Jack of Heartsmug. A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
by TBels October 1, 2019
Get the Heart Attack Goaliemug. Posting right now I shouldn’t do…
It is just I love YOU!!!
YOU have my heart!!!
From the start…
I knew from the first day!!!
Confused today…
In quite a few ways…
So many words I want to say…
No longer they move…
The way they made my heart groove…
For hours I could play…
A huge smile I would display…
My heart was filled with joy…
Something only you can give…
I dream of the moments to come…
You and I finally… one.
Now I ponder…
Have I become a bother…
I can only wonder…
And hope an answer there is another…
It is just I love YOU!!!
YOU have my heart!!!
From the start…
I knew from the first day!!!
Confused today…
In quite a few ways…
So many words I want to say…
No longer they move…
The way they made my heart groove…
For hours I could play…
A huge smile I would display…
My heart was filled with joy…
Something only you can give…
I dream of the moments to come…
You and I finally… one.
Now I ponder…
Have I become a bother…
I can only wonder…
And hope an answer there is another…
On the coaster I seem to be…
What if …
It doesn’t matter…
Up or down… I will always love HE!!!
He is YOU!!!
I will always love YOU!!
Regardless if they move…
Or posts you can do…
YOU have my heart…
What if …
It doesn’t matter…
Up or down… I will always love HE!!!
He is YOU!!!
I will always love YOU!!
Regardless if they move…
Or posts you can do…
YOU have my heart…
by a dream and đź’” December 29, 2023
Get the Heartmug. 
"Nigga you shouldn't go see your mum these days... That's just not be for the faint-hearted".
"What you talking about man? I'm the man of the house and it's really been a while since".
"Nigga she be with a straitjacket on man. Shut the fuck up and stay home nigga. I'll just go again, just shut up. The doc can't take no more of your scenes man".
"What you talking about man? I'm the man of the house and it's really been a while since".
"Nigga she be with a straitjacket on man. Shut the fuck up and stay home nigga. I'll just go again, just shut up. The doc can't take no more of your scenes man".
by troll803 March 6, 2023
Get the faint-heartedmug.