lil' globglogabgalab

I am the globglogabgalab

lil' globglogabgalab is the best thing ever

by Saeefasive January 7, 2021

Purple Glowstick

A sexual practice in which a girl snaps a guy's dick like a glowstick, making it turn purple.

Emily: Soooo... how did it go with Bob??
Jennifer: He pissed me off so I gave him a purple glowstick.

by Ale&Dav March 27, 2021

the glogogagalab

I'm the Globglogabgalab, I love books
And this basement is a true treasure trove

Verse
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds

Chorus
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

Bridge
Ooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid
Simply delicious
Ohm, ha ha ha ha

Verse
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds

Chorus
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

Outro
Ah splendid mmm.

Glogogagalab: i love books
Guy:the glogogagalab loves books

by A.penis September 22, 2021

cum glops

The too-tired-to-clean-up, middle-age female, after-intercourse byproduct that impacts a smooth, audibly amplifying surface during the inevitable morning bathroom piss-rush.

Damn! Did you hear those cum glops hit the floor?!
Yeah. I did. That itchy, sticky shit has been up inside of me for the last 8 hours.
Seems like you should be doin' some special exercises to maybe tighten things up a bit 'down there'.
Fuck you!

by YAWA April 26, 2022

fat glob

when someone queefs, farts, or marinates on a toilet.

“mishcatte just did a fat glob”

“FLAT GLOB *proceeds to marinate or fart”

by jiggalord February 10, 2023

Zoopy gloop cheese

A term used by the British to talk about African cuisine that they’d try after getting hungry burning down their villages

Wow Frederick, this Zoopy gloop cheese makes me want to burn down yet another Tanzanian village

by Marvin Weinbaum August 11, 2023

Ossy glossy

Ossy glossy: meaning an emotion that is incomprehensible. feeling also sassy while feeling the abundance of emotions.

My day at work had me feeling ossy glossy -bliishythebiishy

yeah, me too. i’m always feeling ossy glossy when i’m around you baby. -ival

by Bliishythebiishy October 1, 2023