Dark Fruits Dan

nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks

oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!

get out of the park you dark fruits dan!

by Stickydragon March 22, 2022

North Dakota Fruit Roll-up

When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.

Jake did a North Dakota Fruit Roll-up, it was soooooo hot

by Rionox January 6, 2023

fruit wank

When you wankmasturbatewith a piece of fruit. A popular choice for this activity is the watermelon. People usually bore a whole into the fruit to create a makeshift pussy and then proceed to insert they're penis inside and pleasure themselves

Jane - "I have heard rumours that Johnny carved a hole in a melon and then Fucked it last week"

Mike - "yeah, he told me about it yesterday apparently it was the best fruit wank he's ever had"

by Fuckmegently August 31, 2015

Cooter fruit

The fruit of the cooter, duh

Sometimes you have to pick and lick the cooter fruit

by TheShiz123 June 14, 2018

Fruit Wagon

Used as a slur for someone who has 3+ dominant ethnicities

Bro, your dad is German and your mom is Italian and Japanese, your a fruit wagon

by Suspicious_smalls February 9, 2021

Fruit-colored

A way used to describe something or someone with flashy colors that makes one look queer or gay.
A colorful yet fruity style.

-Hey, no-one cares here for them Fruit-colored ninja.
-Excuse me? What fruit is black??
-Uh, blackberries?
-Shut it Jay!

"Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu S7 E1 18:10"

by The wrong cheese April 10, 2022

Brian Fruit

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brian fruit

by synussy September 13, 2021