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Flying axe handles

When you crap so hard and so fast, it feels like actual pieces of wood are coming out of your ass.
"I really need to cut down on the drinking. I swear to God I shit flying axe handles this morning."
by Iggy6471 February 3, 2009
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P.F. Flyers

Posture Foundation Flyers. Similar to Converse, however, much "flyer."
I sure like my new P.F. Flyers "Bob Cousy: All-American"
by Dankassbong420bud April 1, 2009
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Flying Blind Burrito

The act of:

First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,

Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then

Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito
Weird Guy: Dude! I like totally flying-blind-burritoed that girl last night.

Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?
by Markus E_bear April 6, 2010
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Flyleaf

A great band fronted by the gorgous Lacey Mosley, the band has brilliant potential. The Band Orignated from texas and are all followers of the Christian Faith.
John: have you head that new band Flyleaf?
Jack: Yeah their amazing!
by Bannana Mosher January 16, 2008
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What does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

1. You're about to die.
2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.

High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

My ass: A lot of things. Why?

High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.
by Chewbacca the cat June 19, 2011
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flying gnarl whale

when a girl is giving a guy a bj, he uses his fingers to give the girl a wet willie, while the girl is waving her arms, hence making her look like a flying gnarl whale, with the guy's dick as the whale's horn.
dude, i actually thought my girlfriend was a whale last night, thats how good she is at giving flying gnarl whales.
by flyinggnarlwhale January 20, 2008
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flying V

A style of electric guitar shaped like the letter "V" that is commonly used in various types of metal music.
"I will stab you with my Jackson flying V if you interrupt this Yngwie solo one more time!"
by Yngiwe Malmsteen November 11, 2003
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