Fart Blossom 

A viscous secretion unexpectedly left in one's underwear or the seat of one's pants after passing gas that through the anus.

Key-rist! That fart blossom left a skid-mark in my drawers!

Fart Blossom by Tunmy AuGratin April 8, 2006

fart-knocker 

a problematical, difficult, bothersome, object, animal, person or situation

My (cat, computer, lover) is a major fart-knocker. This is a fucking fart-knocker of a day: the dog had kittens and refuses to take care of them.

fart-knocker by amDawn January 22, 2009

Fart Blossom 

A rare tropical flower of the genus, anus stinkypinkyus. It is noted for its delicate petals, slender stem, and, of course, for its ability to blow out a vile green cloud that could bring a sewer worker to his knees. Two varieties have been discovered: (1) Red 'n Angry, whose smell has been likened to a three-day-old meatloaf left in the sun, and (2) Yellow Oozing, whose aroma is remarkably similar to a Mexican toilet.

Phil passed out, has been sleeping all night in his own filth, and smells like a fart blossom.

Fart Blossom by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004

Fart Sack 

The bed/couch/etc. where you have been sleeping, lounging, eating, playing video games, watching t.v. etc. for more than a couple of days in a row, without showering or going out. You only get up to use the restroom, get something to eat/drink and then flop back down. This type of situation usually means that there is a definate funk surrounding you that smells something like a fart.

Yo Man, roll outta that fart sack and lets go get some grub!! Shheeeeiit, you been layin up in this fart sack for the past WEEK!!! C'mon, lets roll.

Fart Sack by Booootttyyy-licious February 3, 2010

Fart.bat 

An autoexecute file named by joe that causes a sound effect to play when the OS is loaded. Also a word that makes stan laugh...Silly Asians!

"Auto Execute Fart.bat" said joe
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA" lauged stanley.
"JOE!!!" yelled mrs. Wilber

Fart.bat by DavX0r September 26, 2003

Fart trail 

The process of tightning your but cheeks and letting loose continous little farts while walking usally more than 3 to 5 steps for fear of ripping one ginormous fart

Oscar: holy crap dude...
Jason: what?
Oscar: I totaly farted a huge trail back there. It mustve been that entire hall way!!
Jason: is that what that tapping sound was?!!? Man that mustve been a huge fart trail, that tapping was going on for a good minute and a half!!!!!

Oscar: YEAH!! LOL!!!
Hot chick in the hall way: OMFG!! Whats that smell!!!
Oscar: dude! Lets gtfo of here!!!

Fart trail by Oscar "th3omaster" valenz March 15, 2010

fart in a microphone 

1. A phrase used to describe the release of an inferior new album by a popular or critically acclaimed musical act, the belief being that said band is so popular they could "fart in a microphone", release it, and sell a million copies.

2. A release by an artist whose popularity has eclipsed the music's quality.

U2 have some pretty awesome albums, but their last one was like a fart in a microphone - people just buying them because it says "U2" on the cover.

fart in a microphone by the shoegazer October 20, 2010