sunday drunk 

sunday drunk
the art of getting drunk from the minute you wake on a sunday but making sure youre fine for work on monday

stevie "hey davie,wanna go to the pub and get sunday drunk like stella and sykes do every week"

davie "fuck that im nightshift tomorrow,im going for gold"

sunday drunk by Whitecarlos February 17, 2008

Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT)

Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT) most commonly occurs with friends living on opposite ends of the country, separated by several time zones. Someone on the East Coast will start drinking at normal hours and then start drunk texting or sexting their friends. What they don't consider is that their West Coast counterparts are three hours behind, so they start receiving these drunk texts and sexts in the late afternoon/early evening.

Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT)

Messages 9pm ET:
"I want you right now baby!"
"I'm so wasted! Ahhhh I want you NOW!"
"Sorry...drunkkkk"

Recipient at 6PM PT:
"Wow...she's wasted and I haven't even eaten dinner yet."
"The future looks bright. I want to be you in 3 hours!"
"I love it when you BDT me baby."

Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT)

Bicoastal Drunk Texting (BDT) by Daniel Boooone September 30, 2011

piss-drunk-shitfaced

(adv)- being intoxicated to the point of potentially or actually vomiting.

Person 1) Man, look at Tom, he's piss-drunk-shitfaced!
Person 2) Aww, he just puked in the fire, we better help him out.

Person 1) Wanna get trashed this weekend?
Person 2) No way, the last time we did, I ended up piss-drunk-shitfaced, we were so loud that we woke up the neighbors.

piss-drunk-shitfaced by The Last Mohican May 13, 2008

Melissa Drunk 

The next level of being beyond drunk.

That bitch ain't just drunk, she's Melissa drunk!

Melissa Drunk by ThEfAcT January 10, 2015

sleep drunk 

When you're woken up from a nap and your mental state of confusion resembles that of a drunken state.

When that crazy bitch tried to crawl into bed with me, I was too sleep drunk to say no.

sleep drunk by trashleyy December 6, 2011

Tiesto Drunk 

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.

I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!

Tiesto Drunk by Brandon January 4, 2005

miguel drunk 

a condition caused by consuming way too much alcohol in a night (i.e. getting a big handle of vodka and chugging half of it) being miguel drunk usually leads to doing terrible thing one would regret if they were sober such as peeing in your friends kitchen sink, humping the dog, flipping everything in the cabinets upside down, sitting in a chair on a balcony yelling at your friends who arent there for knocking over a chair that you knocked over with your leg, and making ridiculous drinks (all of which contain whipped cream and chocolate syrup) and food combinations (such as a waffle with butter, 6 inches of whipped cream, and lots and lots of chocolate syrup).

You were so Miguel drunk last night you called my dog a bear and then pretended to raped it for 20 minutes

miguel drunk by IAmericanJesusI October 10, 2005