stiffed drink

A strong-alcoholic-beverage serving dat you order at a bar in steamed reaction to your having been unpaid/underpaid for one or more goods or services dat you'd supplied.

I had an idea for a possible improvement on da famous Joe Diffie song --- if da unfortunate "stiff" had been "stiffed" (i.e., not given da promised payment for some legitimate transaction dat he'd honorably fulfilled), maybe when da deceased guy's buddies "propped him up beside da jukebox" as he'd requested, they could have "put a STIFFED drink in his hand", so to speak --- i.e., they could have brought along however much cash of their own dat he'd been owed from said delinquency, and then wrapped-and-secured said paper currency around da liquor-tankard before placing it in his hand, so dat he could finally have "gotten closure" for da debt dat was owed him. Extra points if THEY THEMSELVES then went after da short-changing debtor in court on their passed-on friend's behalf, so dat they could have had their proxy-expenditure refunded.

by QuacksO November 1, 2023

Plastic drinking cups

Some are reusable while others are intended for a single use followed by recycling or disposal.

Plastic drinking cups come in a variety of colours, textures and sizes.

by katejackson June 12, 2018

Drink from a Babies Bottle

Translated : To drink semen from the penis of a Man whom has fathered a child or children.

"Tom always loves to drink from a babies bottle"

Person 1: Johns such a hot Dad!!!!!.....I just had to suck him off, till he blew his load.
Person 2: Yeah, he's totally hot, I also love to drink from a babies bottle.

by whistletotim November 22, 2021

drink and slink

to consume alcoholic beverages at a bar and then leave without paying, essentially a variation on "chew and screw"

"We ran up a huge tab at the bar and then realized they only took cash. Since none of us had any cash on us, we decided to drink and slink."

by matthias jabbs January 3, 2010

Drink Like A Sailor

Wen u Lit asl !!!

I drink like a sailor... bitch I ain’t even been ova seas... yet !!!

by ShovieGroovy February 4, 2022

Weekday Drinking

The road to depression. Most commonly found in the UK.

Ah fucking hell I'm hammered already and it's not even 10am yet! Well I guess that's weekday drinking for you then. Oh well back down to the boozer I need another Carling.

by fearlessmonkey8 August 8, 2022

i drink so i am...

As a variation on the oneliner I think so I am, said by the philosopher Descartes
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...

If you doubt that you exist, you may conclude: I drink so I am...

by Henky66 October 22, 2017