When a bald headed Irish man positions his freshly shaven bean bag uncomfortably within his trouser zipper, walk around for hours at the club with only a few select meat gazers, celebrities, and ladies noticing, and doesn’t even need a moisturizer.
When asked if you want to see the Deep Creek Belt Buckle, don’t look down!
Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!
Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!
Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!
Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!
Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!
Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!
by Rick&Donnie July 22, 2022
Once you step in, there's no gettin' the fuck out. The cool mud surrounds your whole muthafuckin body. Then... when all hope is lost... you ejaculate.
by My Titties Just Farted November 30, 2019
The act of a consistent smoker who had a breathing hole put into their throat, giving a blow job, through the breathing hole, often making a vacumn clogging sound, other than a blowjob making a mop bucket sound.
I went over to Doris's house yesterday, and she got up to get something to drink, next thing I know, she tripped, and gave me an accidental Deep Chesting.
by xXKokOfJusticeXx May 31, 2013
When you can't get a role in your discord server, and you feel a deep suppressive sadness building up inside your soul, until it eventually consumes you whole.
by Role Sadness April 09, 2021
by Employeez October 12, 2022
A deep fried sanchez is when you clean out the the bumble fluff from your hole and inject preferably by dildo a copeus amount of mayonaese and then dip your bum into a large deep fryer whilst similtaniously squeezing the mayo out of your rectum creating a nice lil poop mayo pop which you then violently shove into your lovers nose
"Hey man, did ya see that deep fried sanchez i did yesterday"
"Oh yeah boy that was mayhaps the cleanest ive ever seen it done you know i hate the dirty sanchez"
"Oh yeah boy that was mayhaps the cleanest ive ever seen it done you know i hate the dirty sanchez"
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