Chinese Crab

A sexual act in which one person does a hand stand to another person's chest. Then the other person pinches their nipples while getting their ass eaten.

A stranger taught me how to Chinese Crab behind a gas station

by WOD2005 July 27, 2025

Chinese Crab

A sexual act involving two people in which one person does a hand stand in front of the other person, while the other person pinches their nipples and eats their ass

A Man taught me how to Chinese crabt behind a Chinese restaurant

by WOD2005 July 27, 2025

Chinese chicken pride

When you're proud of the Chinese chicken you can make and others have made

Daaaaaang that's the Chinese chicken pride

by anonymous August 17, 2025

Chinese hernia

A medical condition in which one teste hangs significantly lower than the other, most common after strenuous tasks, such as heavy lifting or rough intercourse.

"Hey man, you alright? You're walking kinda funny." "Nah man, I gave myself a Chinese hernia last night trying to move the refrigerator" "You gave yourself what??" "You know, one hung low"

by Cream_of_sum_yung_gai September 21, 2025

Chinese

An adjective to describe an unorthodox way to do something
(Often used in skateboarding to describe modified tricks)

I like the way that skateboarder does that Chinese Nollie

by CoachFrank September 30, 2025

Chinese gaming situation

The situation when the release date of the 1992 gaming console Tandy Memorex VIS (Visual Information System) coincided with Mortal Kombat controversy, hence this gaming console had to have its software releases primarily consisting of educational titles. This situation highly resembles the 15-year ban on gaming consoles in mainland China from 2000 through 2015.

The Chinese gaming situation in the early '90s forced companies to rethink their strategies, similar to how the Tandy Memorex VIS focused on educational titles amid the Mortal Kombat controversy.

by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025

Chineseify

Verb.

The act of turning another person or yourself Chinese. Typically done by chinese witchcraft, evil fucked up homophobic Chinese witchcraft, or, Chinese spray.

"Either I need glasses, or someone Chineseified Harold."

"Last night I was Chineseified!"

"Mikes being a real asshole, me and the guys are gonna Chineseify him later."

by Harvard Definitions November 10, 2025