Jeremy Carpenter

Very cracked at Fortnite. His balls are huge and he moderates discords. This man has many egirlfriends who he met in Roblox.

Hey is that a Jeremy Carpenter?

by Jeremy Carpenter February 2, 2022

polly carp

A man named after a bikini brand

What's that guy's name? Oh yeah Polly Carp, isn't it a bikini brand too?

by nemo732 February 20, 2022

Jewish Carpenter

Smatha

Smatha is such a Jewish carpenter.

by Bimbothebuttfucker February 23, 2022

Sam Carpenter

He is the coolest person you will ever meat and he has an even bigger thunder cock than hisham. he is so hot omg lol

damn sam carpenter is so cool!

by Jammer906 March 21, 2022

sex carpet

referring to a carpet in someone’s house that someone has or will have sex on

sure you can sleep on the sex carpet
yo i didn’t know you had a sex carpet

by zoesworld420 April 2, 2022

the carpenters arms

legit the best pub u could ever go to like the prince of wales could never. AND we dont even talk about the vine tree

Ur mum "OI ya fattie have u heard abt the carpenters arms"
You "You mean the best pub ever?"

by Ur mums hot friends April 9, 2022

Magic Carpet Ride

Wrapping someone up in a carpet and chucking them out the window of a tall building or skyscraper. (Mainly done by the mafia)

*Person 2 slaps face of person 1

Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.

Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?

Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.

by Ualreadyknowwwwhoitisss July 2, 2022