ramen boner

When you want someone else's ramen so badly that you get a boner.

Watching you eat your lunch is giving me a ramen boner

by Lonelybelovid April 20, 2015

dumb boner

A very dumb, annoying person

Max is such a dumb boner

by Dum bone-er May 11, 2016

Healthy Boner

An erection that is stimulated by being healthy or by having a girl yell "Ai Papi!" while you masterbate.

"Do you have a Healthy Boner?"

"If it doesn't give you a Healthy Boner then don't touch it!"

by TheTetsuya December 10, 2013

boner snot

semen, jizz, ejaculate, cum, pre-cum

I got off in her vag and she quiffed boner snot all over the wall.

by SIoshie June 22, 2011

Boner Status

Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.

Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.

Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?

Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.

by Eeshh December 19, 2011

Girl Boner

When Ellie sees Caidie.

Ellie: OMG! is that Caidie?!
Amy: It certainly is, isn’t she well clapped.
Ellie: No! Not at all, she just gave me the biggest girl boner!

by ripwrn May 10, 2022

Arctic Boner

when you get so cold that your wiener has shrinks in size so drastically that it becomes hard, yet not erect, in other words a hard chode usually accommodated by your scrodom looking like an old bee hive

dude when we went sledding it was so cold i got an arctic boner, took me hours to return to normal

by Vladboy11 January 17, 2012