When your wife or girlfriend goes away for the weekend and you spend your time masturbating and drinking signal barrel Jack Daniels
by Willie Harde October 07, 2006
Fuck you 'Ryan Freeman'
by JaydonJizzyHatersClan April 10, 2019
1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.
"hey matthew ryan wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)
by jackson nuts December 01, 2021
Ryan Lay is that one guy who sits alone at parties, has friends that are all nerds and is a wannabe class clown.
by zyllu October 14, 2022
Best guy you could meet got 2 older brothers and such a loveing kid anyone who meets him will like him
by #asdfghjkl;lkjhgfdsdfghjk December 09, 2019
This is just a lad who is specialised in breaking others belongings and get off right after avoiding the blame even tho he knows he did it ;)
Rahhhhh you broke my headphones you're such a Ryan Aryeetey!!! Man stop recording vids for youtube I'm talking to you ffs
by MrKnowledge144 November 18, 2019
The notorious bald nonce
friend : I can't breathe
crime watch: oh my gosh is it you? Ryan holmes you filthy fucking bald nonce
crime watch: oh my gosh is it you? Ryan holmes you filthy fucking bald nonce
by Biography of wajid wafiq November 28, 2021