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lizard bread

The first three pieces of bread after the heel in a new loaf. Usually they are short and dry, like a lizard.
Sandwiches made with lizard bread are so disappointing.
by LinkIsMyHomeboy April 11, 2017
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trunk-bread

1.) Money earned through the sale of cheap or imitation goods, usually door-to-door or from an automobile.

2.) A fabricated tale told to impress the ladies. (related to weak game)
“Dude got fired from his office job. Now he be makin’ that trunk-bread!”

“I thought that story about him saving the puppy was true, but it turns out he was spittin’ some trunk-bread !”
by HillbillyHoodrat May 19, 2017
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brazilian bread bag

Defecating into a condom and then tying off the end in order to use as an impromptu dildo. A much more spontaneous alternative to the turdildo.
While we were camping Rochelle and Rachel got hot and heavy but didn't have any toys with them. Luckily Rochelle had to drop a deuce and was able to give Rachel a Brazilian Bread Bag.
by Mable Scartooney August 6, 2017
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Digital breach

When a person is wiping themselves, and a finger (digit) breaches the toilet paper.
There's been a digital breach! Someone help! I've got poop on my finger!
by Dave Threadgill February 15, 2018
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Stackin Breaks

Used as a compliment or observation for a funny person that causes many breaks in between telling jokes, because people keep laughing and cheering. When you are telling jokes and you get an Applause Break after Applause Break, you start Stakin' those Breaks.
I went to a stand up show and the guy was so funny. People kept laughing and clapping. I think he had an applause break that lasted over half a minute. He was Really Stackin Breaks in there.
by SmoothPBForLife March 4, 2018
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Nolife Breather

A dumb person that breathes our atmosphere and actually has no life whatsoever, who goes out to eat, shop or etc. at any business that is about to close within seconds, and expects to be waited on while they take their precious time.
Let's close the door now, before another Nolife Breather comes in.
by VaderTron October 2, 2018
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The Breadstick Maneuver

The tactical act of munching down cloves of raw garlic prior to engaging in oral sex, with intentions of giving the man super stink dick and scaring away any future potential females (if the female is of higher noble status she may top off the blowjob with a clove of fresh basil and a murmuring of the words "les bijoux de famille")
I had this clairvoyance that Chad was fooling around with other woman behind my back, so I pulled the Breadstick Maneuver.
by CF19 January 25, 2019
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