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Mushy mike

The act of vomiting into a cup, stretching a condom over it, and poking a hole at the top allowing a man to masturbate with it
Chloe always has the best puke. When she gives me mushy mikes it makes my cock so happy!
by Marniechan February 28, 2025
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Mike D’andrea

A dirty and or greasy fuckboy who is italian. You know its the real Mike when he CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING PASS and/or gets fuckin layed out every game.
Holy fuck! did u see that greasy guido get absolutely fucked last shift?

Team mate: " Fuck yeah, if he wouldn’t have pulled a Mike D’andrea, he wouldn’t have gotten laid out.”
by Gary Faginstein December 13, 2019
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That's a lie, Mike

Hym "You're not doing it explicitly because I said I wouldn't validate your religion. You're miming the words but really that's all there is to it. So, that's a lie, Mike. You have no intention of ever doing your religion properly. I said it before and I was right. It's a prescription for others for an illness they do not have and that is exactly why the weaponized schizophrenia too. OH! You know what I just thought of something! Well, 2 things actually. But, I gotta cut this one short. You're a liar Michael. Hell for you and your kids."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Mike

A sussy baka: mike hawk
Imposter: *kills mike hawk*
Sussy baka: *dies*
by Imasussybaka August 1, 2021
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Mike's Dynamite Stick

While hitting it from the back, the man inserts a doritos dynamite stick directly into the females asshole. He then lights the stick and continues fucking while yelling "aye carumba"
Dude, last night, me and Stacy got really into it. So I gave her a Mike's Dynamite Stick and she loved it
by Sand Dollar Jr February 12, 2024
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Mike Ovy

Although he may seem quiet or unassuming, Mike Ovy has a vibrant, passionate inner live. Creative and imaginative, he happily loses himself in daydreams, inventing all sorts of stories and conversations in his mind. He is known for his sensitivity – he has profound emotional responses to music, art, nature, and the people around him.

Idealistic and empathetic, Mike Ovy longs for deep, soulful relationships, and he feels called to help others. He may sometimes feel lonely or invisible, adrift in a world that doesn’t seem to appreciate the traits that makes him unique.
They/Them: Mike Ovy is the purest soul I've met so far.
Mike Ovy: I can also be a bitch if you want me to 🤭.
by mikeovy November 22, 2021
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Mike D

Best Jew to ever pick up a mic. 50 years old but still sounds 13.
Now it's me, Adam Yauch, in the place to be
All the girls are on me 'cause I'm down with Mike D
by Psychoactive Charm September 21, 2022
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