Alabama Weld

Also known as Bama Weld or Bama Bond

Ducting taping an object beyond necessity to the point of it being more duct tape than object.

Someone side swiped me, Had to Alabama weld my car mirror

by Keef_stix December 14, 2020

Alabama butterfly

During sexual intercourse with your cousin in the missionary position, after ejaculation you spread their legs legs and piss on their vagina creating the yellow body of a butterfly

We enjoyed an Alabama buttery fly!
My cousin caught an Alabama butterfly!

by Chu- papi-mu- nano May 26, 2023

alabama chod smasher

People from Alabama smashing the chods of family usually in a sexual way

Look at all the alabama chod smashers all naked n public

by Justin Dutch420 December 20, 2016

Sparkling Alabama Peach

A sparkling Alabama peach is when you take a box of sparklers, put them hanging out of your cousins ass, lit them, and start going at it from behind.

Dude Chandler is wilder then a 7 second ride, he made a sparkling Alabama peach yesterday

by Usuallyacaringguy June 28, 2019

Alabama bread maker

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, "ROLL TIDE!"

This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.

by SaladTossr December 17, 2023

Alabama of you

Refers to acts or thoughts of an incest nature.

Person A: Damn my cousin is hot
Person B: Damn bro, that's pretty alabama of you.

by SomeRandomBrit December 11, 2020

Alabama Busdriver

The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. To partake in this act, you must first get CONSENT. Step two, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step three, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step four, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, you bound them to their bus seat and exit the bus.

This bitch ass busdriver missed my stop, so I gave er the ol’ Alabama busdriver, that outta show her.

by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025